20-Jul-2004

Lewis Black on Homeland Security:

“It’s unbelievable. Homeland Security is a problem because, ; it’s a good idea but it’s a problem because the man who runs it is Tom Ridge, and he is someone who has the leadership qualities of a gerbil.

He was a part of coming up with what is the color coding system of security… you know, orange and yellow and whatever the fuck the others are… and what’s stupid about it is that they have to color code it, like we’re in FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! There’s no need for that. Because every time they tell us what the color is, then they have to fucking explain it, so get rid of the fucking colors!

Simplify it. There should be three levels of security:
1) Jesus Christ
2) Goddamnit
3) FUCK ME!!

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I’ll write more later…

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